Chapter 341: Xu Shuyun Brings the Kids to Catch Them in the Act

Ah… what the hell?!

Blech~~~

How did Qiao Shan turn into this?!

Looking at his first love’s severely sagging breasts, her dry, yellowing skin, and that huge ring of layered fat around her belly……

Disgusting to the extreme!!!

Zero aesthetic sense!!!

A woman like this—even if she stripped naked and stood in front of the public—there probably wouldn’t be a single man who could get it up, right?!!

In the future my nephew ‘foresees’…….

Σ(⊙▽⊙”a Would he really abandon his wife—who was still beautiful as ever—for this kind of trash???

Impossible, absolutely impossible!!!

This is fucking unscientific, w(?Д?)w!!!!!!

Tap tap tap—

And at that moment, Qiao Shan had already walked up to him and reached out to undo Tang Guoan’s waistband.

So, she could control this man in the future and live the life of a wealthy socialite, she planned to stage a ‘turn raw rice into cooked rice’ drama.

(òωó?) Nani?!!

o(＞﹏＜)o What are you trying to do? Yamete—don’t defile my innocence!!!!

Help! c⌒っ?Д?)っ Don’t come any closer, ahhhhh!!!!!!!

Sensing that some restless hand was groping all over him, Tang Guoan couldn’t help screaming in terror in his heart.

(╬◣д◢) He seriously couldn’t keep pretending for even one more second!

Just as he was about to do a carp flip, spring up, and curse Qiao Shan for being shameless……

Ka-cha!

The door was pushed open, and both people in the room froze.

Tang Guoan lifted his eyes to peek—and saw at the doorway the silhouettes of one man and three women.

And those four people were his wife, his son, and his two daughters……

Staring at the naked Qiao Shan and the ‘sleeping’ old father on the sofa, all of them wore utterly dumbfounded expressions.

(???(??? 😉 Huh???

They’d rushed over as fast as they could—who’d have thought they’d really ‘catch them in the act’ right on the spot?!

“Aaaaaaah——”

Qiao Shan was the first to come back to her senses. She immediately covered her drooping tits and let out a shrill scream.

She never would’ve imagined someone would suddenly barge in?!

And that loud scream just happened to snap the other stunned people back to reality.

On the sofa, Tang Guoan stayed perfectly still, acting like he was sleeping dead.

But inside he was panicking like crazy, cold sweat pouring down his forehead.

(òωó?) What’s going on?!

How did Xiao Chuan and the others end up here???

Now I’m totally Barbie-Q’d—wiped out in one net!

What do I do?

With my wife’s personality, it feels like even if I jump into the Yellow River I still won’t be able to wash this clean!

At a total loss, Tang Guoan could only keep pretending to sleep and watch what happened.

……….

“Fine, fine! I can’t believe Dad, you really cheated! I’m so disappointed in you!”

“You act so righteous every day, teaching me to uphold male virtue—but then you sneak out at midnight to meet a mistress. That’s shameless!”

“Mom! If you want to divorce Dad, I’ll absolutely support you!”

“………..”

At the doorway, Tang Chuan roared in fury. Then he turned to his mother, speaking up for her.

Hearing that, Tang Guoan on the sofa was so angry he was half-dead—he nearly couldn’t stop himself from jumping up and smacking his own ‘passionate creation’ with a huge slap!!!

Actually, egging his parents to divorce?! You unfilial brat!!! (??へ??╬)

With no other choice, Tang Guoan could only place his hopes on his daughter Tang Rou.

Normally, he spoiled this daughter the most—surely, she’d speak up for him and help calm his wife’s rage, right……?

Only about this, Tang Guoan had 95% absolute confidence!!!

But who would’ve thought……

In the very next second, he’d get stabbed in the back by his ‘little padded jacket.’

“Mother, Father was probably bewitched by some vixen, so he made a foolish mistake for a moment.”

“Once he wakes up, he’ll naturally understand that wildflowers can’t compare to the flowers at home. Those bad women—how could they compare to Mother in even the slightest?”

“Sigh~~ they say all crows are black, and there isn’t a man in the world who doesn’t love a taste of meat.”

“Especially the feeling of sneaking a bite… for many men, it’s thrilling and exciting, and it satisfies a kind of freshness that the lawful wife can’t satisfy.”

“Mother, perhaps this… is our fate as women. Wuwuwu……”

“In this patriarchal society, we women have never really had much social status—we can only let men bully us.???”

“But don’t worry, Xiao Rou will always stand on Mother’s side. (??)”

“If you want a divorce, I’ll definitely support you one hundred percent and follow you.”

“……….”

Hearing that, Tang Guoan nearly couldn’t catch his breath and almost got pissed unconscious on the spot.

Good, good?!

Xiao Rou… Dad is so disappointed in you—what a waste of all that love~~~ o(╥﹏╥)o

Tang Guoan never imagined that the daughter he doted on the most would stab him in the back at the critical moment???……

It hurts!

It hurts too much!!!!

It’s heartbreak-level pain!!!!!!!!!!

And right then, Chu Ling frowned and spoke up—her voice landed in Tang Guoan’s ears like heavenly music.

“Seeing isn’t necessarily believing. I trust Father… Father’s character. He’s not that kind of person…….”

“Look—Father is lying on the sofa without moving. I suspect he was tricked into coming here, and he might even have been drugged.”

“……….”

Hearing that, (??) Tang Guoan was so moved he nearly burst into tears. At the same time, guilt rose in his heart.

Who would’ve thought……

In the end, the one who stood firmly on his side and trusted his character unconditionally was actually his biological daughter—only recently brought back to the Tang family……

On the other side.

Xu Shuyun waved her hand, not paying attention to her kids’ chattering at all.

She already knew the truth crystal clear from her nephew’s inner thoughts.

She glanced at Tang Guoan ‘unconscious’ on the sofa, once again shocked by Lin Xuan’s ‘foresight’—it really was flawless planning……

“Bastards! Who are you?! Why did you suddenly break into my private room?”

“Get out right now! Or believe it or not, I’ll call the police and have you arrested!”

At this moment, Qiao Shan—now re-dressed—held a leather whip and pointed at Xu Shuyun and the others, furious.

“You don’t know who I am?”

“Are you RMB ￥? Who the hell knows you?!”

“I’m Tang Guoan’s wife.”

“You’re the Jade Emper—what did you just say?!”

Qiao Shan’s eyes went wide like she’d seen a ghost, not knowing how to react.

And Xu Shuyun, face icy cold, strode forward. Her powerful aura forced Qiao Shan to retreat again and again.

“What, surprised?”

“You’re trying to pry at my wall corner—yet you didn’t even bother to investigate what I look like? You’re way too confident.”

“As a shameless little slut, you’re really unqualified! What, besides pleasing men, is your brain just full of shit?”

“……………”