Chapter 361: Song Ze Gets Arrested, A Desperate Struggle Before Death
Inside the hotel private room, Song Ze wailed nonstop (??), repeatedly describing just how deep his love for Tang Chuan was…
But hearing such self-moved nonsense, the Tang family only found it ridiculous and baffling.
If Song Ze had done it for profit, or out of jealousy, or for any other reason, Tang Guo’an and the others could at least understand it and be mentally prepared.
But no matter how they thought, no matter how hard they tried to imagine it—they were still rendered speechless by Song Ze’s public ‘confession.’
This wave of clownery was simply absurd squared, absurd to the point of ‘absurd’s mom opening the door for absurd, absurd has arrived home’!!!
As the person involved, Tang Chuan couldn’t help recalling the bits and pieces of his time with his good brother over the years. He nearly lost it, vision going black as he almost got so mad he fainted on the spot.
So that’s why…
So that’s why this guy would sometimes sneak glances at him, and those looks were so… meaningful?!
Always liked sticking close to him, grabbing chances to sling an arm around his shoulders and pull him in ヽ( ̄ω ̄( ̄ω ̄〃)ゝ……
And every so often he’d invite him to steam saunas, soak in hot springs, take beach vacations, each time eagerly scrubbing his back, applying sunscreen for him…
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Thinking back on all those moments, Tang Chuan’s expression grew uglier and uglier.
Before, he’d often smugly assume Song Ze was conquered by his personal charm, worshipping him like an idol.
So back then he hadn’t felt anything was wrong. On the contrary, he even enjoyed the feeling of being admired.
As for all the frequent physical contact between them, Tang Chuan had simply treated it as normal behavior between good brothers.
(●’?’●)?(????? )
But who could’ve expected…
Now that he knew the truth, Tang Chuan felt goosebumps erupt all over his body—he nearly got so disgusted he wanted to die on the spot…
“Enough! A… no, Song Ze! I only helped you before out of sympathy, don’t overinterpret it!”
“My sexual orientation is normal, and I already got a girlfriend not long ago. I’m advising you to drop those perverted ideas in your head, watch yourself~~~”
“……….”
At this moment, Tang Chuan couldn’t regret his meddling more.
Back then his sense of justice was overflowing, he loved stepping in when he saw unfairness, and driven by vanity, he took extra care of Song Ze, this ‘loyal little brother.’
He never expected his good deed would bend the guy’s sexuality, turning friendship rotten without him realizing it, and nearly costing him his ‘back door’…
On the other side, hearing Tang Chuan’s heartless words cutting all ties, Song Ze’s heart instantly sank to the very bottom, like falling into an icy pit, his whole body turned cold.
Damn it?!
Which part went wrong?!
Everything had been going so well, how did it end up like this?!
Song Ze’s face was full of despair, full of confusion. Even in death he’d be a muddled ghost who didn’t understand what happened.
If he’d known it would come to this, then back then, after learning Tang Chuan had gotten a girlfriend, he shouldn’t have panicked and taken the risk.
But for this plan, he had clearly prepared everything perfectly.
By all logic, Tang Guoan and his wife couldn’t possibly have gotten the news in advance and arrived like divine soldiers just in time…
If only they’d come even a little later… maybe Tang Chuan would’ve already been knocked out by him, his ‘back door’ already broken through, once everything became a done deal…
With Tang Chuan’s personality, so obsessed with face and reputation—then with piles of ‘club-bashing’ photos in hand, he, Song Ze, could definitely threaten and control him however he wanted…….
As the saying goes:
There’s no such thing as love at first sight, only love that grows with time~~~
Song Ze had privately visited countless PUA ‘mentors,’ and devoured every ‘marriage first, love later’ drama on the market. He knew that as long as he held Tang Chuan’s compromising photos, he could break him psychologically, slowly threatening Tang Chuan into accepting ‘stick education’…
Sooner or later, Tang-Tang would grow attached to him under his conditioning.
Song Ze had once believed deeply in that beautiful future, he even had 95% absolute confidence—!!!
But man proposes and heaven disposes. He died before he ever won his first battle; and all his schemes were shattered at this moment.
Heaven is unfair!!! (??)
He only wanted to fly off together with the one he loved, why was it so hard?! o(╥﹏╥)o
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Time silently passed for two and a half minutes.
Bibu bibu~ (b?ω?)~~~~
The police arrived late. After understanding the whole sequence of events, they prepared to detain and arrest Song Ze on the charge of ‘attempted chrysanthemum-blasting.’
When the cold handcuffs truly clicked around his wrists, Song Ze felt like the entire sky had collapsed.
He began to resist violently, and kept crying out to his beloved for help.
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“c⌒っ?Д?)っ Save me, Third Young Master! I don’t want to go to jail, I know I was wrong! Boohoohoo…”
“Third Young Master, you can’t be so cruel! My love for you is witnessed by heaven and earth! How can you treat me like this?!”
“Other than me, you will never find someone who loves you like I do again! (╥╯^╰╥)”
“Believe me, Third Young Master! What era is it now! Heterosexuality is only for carrying on the family line, only same-sex love is true love!!!!”
“If you really can’t accept male-male love, I’m willing to go all the way to Thailand and get gender reassignment surgery for you. Just give me one more chance!”
“I believe with my face that rivals Pan An, once I’m done and return to China, I’ll overwhelm all the women of this era, becoming a peerless beauty like Diao Chan or Xi Shi, by then you’ll definitely like me!”
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“From then on we’ll fly together as a loving pair, living a life that envies only mandarin ducks, not immortals,, wouldn’t that be wonderful?!”
“I can even bear you children, giving you many sons and grandsons. As long as you want it… no matter how many kids you want, I’m willing to give birth to them all…….”
“Third Young Master! Hearing such a blissful future, can’t you feel my love,don’t you have even the slightest urge to grow old with me?!!”
“Mr. Tang, Madam Xu… no, Father-in-law and Mother-in-law! I’m the most suitable daughter-in-law for you!”
“Please let me serve you under your knees, carry on the Tang family line, expand the branches and leaves, and bring glory to our ancestors!!!”
“That new girlfriend Third Young Master just got has problems, she only accepted him because she’s after the Tang family’s wealth and status. Her intentions are vile.”
“Only I truly love Third Young Master from the bottom of my heart. I am his destined man, his true perfect match!!!!”
One response to “Villain: Marrying the Comatose Female Lead, Crazy Stickiness”
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Holy mother of delusional, he was insanity maxing too close to the sun

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