Chapter 387: The Large-Scale Documentary “I Came Alone.”

Inside the stadium.

Because Jay’s first performance of “Listen to Mom’s Words,” the atmosphere in the venue reached its absolute peak.

Hearing everyone shower [L] with praise, Lin Xuan couldn’t help but blush a little.

Fortunately, with skin thicker than a city wall, he soon acted like it was nothing.

And so, the concert continued.

……………

“Heh heh! (へ′*)ノ Let me see which annoying jerk dares to snatch this young lady’s seat away (??へ??╬)!!!”

After who knows how long, a familiar voice suddenly sounded in Lin Xuan’s ear. His heart skipped, and a bad premonition rose.

That inexplicably tsundere loli voice… could it be……

“Y-you are… Onii-chan?!”

“And Sister Qingge—how is it you two? o(⊙▽⊙”a”

“(*^▽^*), what a coincidence! No, why did you come to the concert by yourselves and not call me? I’m hurt, the kind that can’t be coaxed……..”

“Sister Qingge, do you have Onii-chan now so you don’t want Xinxinzi anymore? (?_?) So sad, so mushroooomy~~~”

“……….”

When Lin Xuan turned his head speechlessly, what came into view… was indeed Chen Kexin’s trio.

Even this can turn into a run-in. Truly enemies meet on a narrow road!

Even while complaining nonstop inside, Lin Xuan still put on a fake smile and greeted them.

“Mm-hm, what a coincidence!”

“Ha! Onii-chan! So, you’re the bully who uses power to oppress people and stole my seat!!!”

At this moment, the approaching Chen Kexin seemed to suddenly remember something. She slapped her forehead, rolled up her sleeves, and charged at Lin Xuan aggressively, yelling noisily. Lin Xuan didn’t even think, he immediately launched a triple denial.

“Uh (⊙o⊙)… It wasn’t me, I didn’t do it, don’t talk nonsense! That’s not how it was, you’re making things up!”

“Oh wow! You dare do it but not admit it! (－＂－怒) Hmph! I’m angry now, absolutely impossible to coax!!! [o?｀Д′?o]”

Hearing Lin Xuan refuse to admit it to the end, Chen Kexin instantly got mad. The veins on her forehead bulged at once, popping out a huge “╬”.

At the same time, she slowly raised her tiny fist in front of her cheek and roared to the sky:

“Annoying Onii-chan! (〝▼皿▼) I can’t take it anymore! Hard, hard—my fists are hard already!!!”

“Today, this Evil King’s True Eye user shall uphold the heavens, represent justice, and eliminate you, returning a bright and righteous world to humanity!!!”

“This world shall be protected by me—!!!! Die, Onii-chan!!!”

“Ultimate finisher… Gum-Gum Gatling Gun!!! (?□′??)＝＝＝?)) Dadadadada—”

“……………”

Under the stunned gazes of everyone around, Chen Kexin seemed to trigger a combo chain, completely immersed in her fantasy world, unable to pull herself out.

She raised her little fists and started swinging left and right at Lin Xuan, throwing punches nonstop. Faced with such a “fierce” assault, Lin Xuan fell silent for 2.5 seconds, then quietly blew the horn of counterattack.

If a tiger doesn’t show its might, you think it’s a sick cat, huh?! Little loli, and you dare show off in front of me?!”

 “Watch me unleash the Mighty Heavenly Dragon… Pegasus Meteor Fist!!! Pi pi pa pa—”

“………..”

Accompanied by made-up sound effects, Lin Xuan and the little loli “battled” each other, trading blows. The two fought back and forth, full of heat and excitement, having a blast~~~~

And with them as the center, the three-meter radius around them became a vacuum zone—no one dared step in. The reason was simple… it was just too damn embarrassing!!!

Su Qingge pinched her temples, couldn’t bear to look, and almost died of secondhand cringe from these two idiots

Those long legs, still in the “paralyzed” period in outsiders’ eyes, were hidden under the table, desperately scratching at the ground.

At this pace, with the current ‘construction workload,’ it probably wouldn’t take long before she carved out several three-bedroom-one-living-room apartments on the spot……….

On the other side.

Originally, when she first saw Lin Xuan and Su Qingge smiling, holding hands, watching the concert in that sweet moment, Bai Susu’s heart still couldn’t help being yanked painfully a few times.

But at this moment, she suddenly developed a strange sense of luck. Like…. maybe…. perhaps…… accepting being rejected wasn’t actually that hard?!

Beside her, Su Fan’s forehead was full of black lines as he muttered to himself. ￣□￣｜｜

This guy… (ー′ー) could he also be a chuunibyou?!

Can he really protect my little sister properly? (Doubting himself~~~)

Sigh, what a sin!!!

The brother-in-law I chose myself, no matter how much it hurts, I still have to swallow it down.

Just as everyone’s thoughts differed, the great battle had already ended.

Just as everyone’s thoughts diverged, the ‘battle’ had already ended, and the result was, unsurprisingly, Lin Xuan ‘barely won’ by one move, making the little loli furious. She hugged her chest, stomped her feet, pouted, and shouted:

“Onii-chan (o｀3′o), I’m not gonna play with you anymore. Hmph!”

Just like that, Chen Kexin sat angrily in the neighboring seat, looking like she would never interact again till death.

Lin Xuan shrugged indifferently and laughed it off. ╮(╯_╰)╭

He nodded toward big brother-in-law’s direction as a greeting, then returned to his seat.

As for Bai Susu, who kept staring at him, Lin Xuan chose to ignore her.

In front of his wife, we should proactively avoid suspicion~~~

Sensing Lin Xuan’s coldness, Bai Susu’s eyes dimmed, and in the end, she sat down silently beside the sulky Chen Kexin.

Su Fan had his hands in his pockets, walking with that ‘I don’t recognize any relatives’ swagger, following right behind.

He didn’t want to appear too entangled with his sister in public; as long as he could occasionally glance at her and know she was safe, happy, and well, that was enough……..

……………

“Qingge, ヾ(￣ー￣)X(^▽^)ゞ mission accomplished! I return triumphant!”

“You childish ghost—how old are you? You seriously aren’t afraid of social death?”

Facing Lin Xuan’s eyebrow-wiggling, fist-clasping childish act, Su Qingge couldn’t help rolling a beautiful white eye, scolding him with no patience.

“My nerves are thick~~ not afraid, not afraid, not afraid~~~”

“Yes yes yes, you’re really ‘big’!”

The two interacted sweetly like that, making Bai Susu next to them feel a wave of sourness in her heart.

And right then, the concert entered a new segment.

Jay on stage smiled and announced:

“Everyone, now it’s song request time! I’ll randomly pick a few lucky audience members on-site and sing a few songs for them.”

“Waaah~~~~”

In an instant, ヾ(@^▽^@)ノ the whole venue erupted in cheers, shouting excitedly.

Countless fans hoped the Goddess of Luck would favor them.

In the VIP seats.

Su Qingge propped her chin, turned with a smile: “Say, if the lucky audience member gets you picked, can our God [L] sing a song live for me?”

“(ˉ▽￣～) Tch~~ you’re overthinking! There are so many people here, how could it possibly pick me?”

“If you really want to hear it, I can sing for you anytime when we get home~~~”

Lin Xuan smiled slightly, not taking his wife’s words too seriously.

The stadium held nearly 140,000 audience members, pick him out of those hundred-thousand-plus people?

With such a microscopic probability, how could that be possible?!

Lin Xuan had nearly 95% absolute confidence: impossible, absolutely impossible!!!!!!

“Alright! Everyone, look at the big screen……..”

With Jay’s order, the big screen behind him began to flicker and jump, the image sweeping back and forth through the crowd.

Finally, it froze on a corner.

There sat a pretty woman in a floral dress, her face full of ‘technology.’

She sat there expressionlessly, radiating a cold, aloof vibe.

Next to her was a thin-looking nerdy guy wearing black square-framed glasses.

At this moment, he was smiling obsequiously, talking to the woman by himself.

Unfortunately, it was like playing a lute to a cow, the woman didn’t want to respond at all, legs crossed, maintaining her Goddess image.

When the camera stopped on them, both of them instinctively froze. (°ー°〃)

Clearly, they hadn’t expected to be picked out of 140,000 people……..

When they came back to their senses, the nerd immediately pulled out his phone with a big smile, wanting to record the beautiful moment of spending time with the Goddess.

Meanwhile the woman instantly put away her impatient expression, deliberately brushed her hair, (????) and tried hard to look shy and demure on camera.

“Hello! Hello, miss! How many people did you come with?”

Jay waved toward the woman’s seat and began interacting with her.

Hearing that, the woman covered her mouth and gave a fake shy smile.

Then, on camera, she raised one finger without hesitation.

“Oh oh~~ I thought the guy next to you was your friend? So, you came alone! Then what song do you want to hear?”

Jay was a bit surprised, but didn’t think much of it, and continued asking.

At that moment, the nerd’s smile instantly vanished.

He slowly turned his head and looked at the woman with a pie-chart expression of three parts shock, three parts disbelief, and four parts questioning his entire life.

And the woman, perhaps feeling it was embarrassing, covered her mouth and turned her face away, pretending she didn’t know the nerd.

Boo~~ boo~~~

Seeing this, how could the audience not know what was going on?

Booing rose in waves, with heckling and laughter nonstop.

On-screen, the nerd was already red-faced with anger, his mouth muttering as if he were repeatedly questioning the woman……..

In the VIP seats.

Su Qingge, who knew lip-reading, wore a strange expression and translated a few lines of the nerd’s words for Lin Xuan……..

“Did you hear wrong? He asked how many people you came with.”

“What do you mean? Say it clearly, what do you mean by that???”

“I’m not a person?! Am I even a person or not, ahhh w(?Д?)w!!!”

“………..”

The woman seemed to think she’d lost face, covered her face and lowered her head, pretending to be shy, but secretly shot the nerd a vicious glare.

And she moved her lips as if saying:

“Get lost! Get lost! Get lost! Go die somewhere else!”

“Don’t talk to me! Back off! Back off! Back off!”

At that moment, Jay’s concert produced a top-tier clown on the spot, a classic famous scene that would spread far and wide from then on.

Because of this, five-star critic MacArthur even came out personally to comment:

“I suggest the guy immediately start a livestream, put on a red clown nose, and loop-play [L]’s song ‘Clown’ in the stream.”

“While cutting losses in time, he can also rake in a fat profit.”

“………….”

After the concert ended, the nerd really did take the advice.

He flipped it around and used the hot-search traffic wave, filming several large-scale documentaries……..

“Am I Even a Person?!!”

“Top-Tier Joker at the Concert.”

“I Came Alone.”