Villain: Marrying the Comatose Female Lead, Crazy Stickiness

Chapter 391: Turning the World Upside Down? Singing ‘Common Jasmin Orange’ Right in Front of Jay Chou?!

Onstage, hearing the audience’s ceaseless roaring, Jay Chou was completely dumbfounded.

This was the first time in his professional career that, during an interaction segment, he’d run into an audience member demanding he step offstage so they could go up and sing.

And it was even with the collective approval of the fans???

So… should he really agree to Lin Xuan’s request to go on stage?

Jay Chou only thought for 2.5 seconds before agreeing without hesitation.

If he ignored the audience’s chants and forcefully rejected Lin Xuan’s request, the atmosphere would instantly drop to freezing point, seriously affecting the quality of the rest of the concert.

But if he nodded and agreed, the audience’s anticipation would shoot to the peak, and no matter what, it would bring him a lot of heat.

All benefits and no harm. Why not?

Whether Lin Xuan sang well or not didn’t actually matter at all; if the guy sang totally off-key, it would even highlight Jay Chou’s superior singing skills…….

As the saying goes:

Without comparison, there’s no damage.

As for whether Lin Xuan might suddenly pop off, steal the spotlight, and take over the nest like a cuckoo, robbing him of the limelight that should be his?!

Jay Chou smiled confidently and waved his hands repeatedly.

Oh no~~

That kind of possibility, even at the absolute maximum, was under 5%. Impossible, absolutely impossible!!!

So what harm was there in letting Lin Xuan come up and sing?

“Sure, handsome guy! Please come onstage!”

“You dote on your wife like this. I’m definitely going to help make it happen.”

Jay Chou smiled gently, and in front of everyone, pointed to the empty spot beside him, inviting Lin Xuan onstage to sing.

Instantly, the whole venue erupted into an uproar, gasps rising wave after wave.

He agreed!

Jay Chou actually agreed!!!!!

As for this matter, the audience had all sorts of different opinions.

…………..

“Who would’ve thought?! Jay Chou actually let that handsome guy onstage?!”

“This might be the first celebrity to invite a fan up to sing at their own concert, right?”

“That dude… he’s not here to sabotage Jay Chou’s show on purpose, is he? Does he think he can sing better than Jay Chou???”

“Damn it! What’s he trying to do? I paid money to hear Jay Chou sing, not to watch that fresh meat embarrass himself, okay?!”

“Hell! That pretty boy must be trying to show off in front of a beauty, that’s why he stepped up without knowing his limits! We’ll wait and watch him make a fool of himself! Hmph! A clown who craves attention?!”

“…………”

Some audience members were openly hostile, wearing a disdainful look at Lin Xuan, ( ̄, ̄).

Some losers jealous of Lin Xuan’s handsome looks, or bitter dudes jealous he married such a stunning woman, started mocking him, throwing personal attacks openly and covertly.

Of course, where there are detractors, there are also supporters speaking up, most of them girls.

…………

“What the hell are you trash talking about? He dares to go on stage and sing for his partner. Do you useless wastes have that courage?”

“Exactly! If it were you, you’d probably be so scared you couldn’t even speak properly! Forget singing, you’d pee your pants on the spot!”

“Besties, you’re overthinking it! These losers only know how to hide under the blanket and jerk off, then die alone. Where would they get women around them?!”

“Hahaha, fair! I’m dying laughing! These short-poor-ugly types only know how to envy others instead of improving themselves.”

“If they had even one ten-thousandth of that handsome guy’s looks, they wouldn’t have fallen so far that they can only rely on porn to solve physical needs, right?! →→”

“……….”

Regarding Lin Xuan going onstage, countless fans argued endlessly. They even split into two sides and had a small verbal clash.

One side thought Lin Xuan was showing off, stealing the spotlight, wrecking the show, wasting their time, and polluting their ears.

The other side was full of goodwill, feeling Lin Xuan’s courage was admirable, moved by the love between him and his wife, and envious.

But no matter which side, almost everyone tacitly assumed Lin Xuan’s singing would be ‘so-so.’ No one thought he’d sound particularly good.

At the very least, there was no way he could sing better than a first-tier singer like Jay Chou.

On the other side.

Ignoring the mixed praise and criticism around him, Lin Xuan stood up and walked toward the stage, with a few encouraging voices behind him.

“Xuan, go for it! I’ll listen carefully to you sing.”

“Onii-chan~~~ go for it ヾ(?°?°?)?? go for it, do your best!!!”

“…………”

Very soon, Lin Xuan arrived onstage. Jay Chou came up to greet him and handed him the microphone.

“Handsome guy, what song do you want to sing? One of mine?”

“Or some well-known classics like ‘Chicken You’re Too Beautiful’, ‘Cancer’, ‘Tall Trees Attract the Wind’, and so on?”

Taking the mic, facing over a hundred thousand pairs of eyes, Lin Xuan showed no stage fright at all and said calmly:

“I really like [L]. I want to sing a love song he released recently, dedicated to my wife, Qingge.”

“Wah!!!”

Hearing Lin Xuan say he wanted to sing [L]’s song, the audience’s passion was ignited once again.

…………..

“I suddenly kind of like this guy now! Because he likes the same idol I do! And anyone who stans [L] can’t be a bad person!”

“A new song [L] released recently? And it’s a love song? Could it be the one that dropped the night before last?”

“Uh…. if it’s that one, can this handsome guy really sing it well? He’s had at most one day to practice. How good could his familiarity be?”

“Yeah! But anything [L] puts out is top tier! Even just listening to the melody is an enjoyment, no matter how bad he sings; I can still listen!”

“That’s true, [L] yyds!”

“Even so, if this guy sings too badly and ruins my idol’s song, I’ll still flip him the bird, one way or another! =”=凸”

“…………..”

Onstage.

Jay Chou was slightly startled and frowned:

“[L]’s songs are pretty hard to sing, and your practice time is so rushed. Are you sure you don’t want to switch to another one?”

“No, thanks for the kindness.”

Lin Xuan’s expression was a little strange. He looked at Jay Chou several times, then shook his head firmly.

“Alright then! You can just sing a few lines to give the idea. You don’t have to sing the whole thing. Okay, the stage is yours!”

Seeing he couldn’t persuade him, Jay Chou sighed inwardly.

This was [L]’s song, if Lin Xuan sang it too terribly, it would definitely draw some contempt and mockery.

Since these were ticket-buying audience members at his concert, Jay Chou naturally didn’t want Lin Xuan to lose face too badly.

But since he couldn’t persuade him, he could only helplessly step away and wait in a small corner not too far off.

That way, if Lin Xuan sang too badly, he could jump in and save the situation in time.

…………

Soon, under everyone’s gaze, the staff finished the preparations, and the performance officially began.

Holding the microphone, Lin Xuan glanced at Jay in the corner and quietly said, (。?_?。)? I’m sorry~~ then confidently and calmly announced:

“Hello, everyone! Next is a song written by the unprecedented, never-to-be-repeated, breathtakingly brilliant, peerless of this age……. the world-shaking musical genius [L].”

Hearing that string of praising and bootlicking, the crowd was stunned silly.

They never expected this guy on stage to worship [L] so fiercely—like surging rivers, endless and reverent.

Of course, the few people who knew the inside story just smiled bitterly and held their foreheads, completely speechless at Lin Xuan’s ‘shamelessness.’

This was truly… ridiculous’s mom opening the door for ridiculous—ridiculous all the way home!!!

“This is my first time singing in front of people. I hope everyone likes it φ(0 ̄) la la la _φ( ̄0 ̄)′.”

“The song is called………”

Lin Xuan deliberately dragged out his voice, building suspense, then gave a wickedly charming smile and said:

“‘Common Jasmin Orange’.”

One response to “Villain: Marrying the Comatose Female Lead, Crazy Stickiness”

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    This guy… lmaooo

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