Chapter 426: The Love-Brained Idiot Gradually Awakens and Begins Opening His Eyes to the World

On the endlessly flowing highway, in the back seat of the moving luxury car, Tang Guoan and his wife were completely dumbstruck.

o(o▽o”a。

Their little ‘passion product’ was just too miserable, wasn’t he?!

He was practically the reincarnation of a disaster star?! (owo?)！

Either he’d be tricked into Myanmar to have a kidney taken and his heart dug out, spending the second half of his life in misery, or he’d be sold to Africa to mine and end up having his chrysanthemum blown out by a group of black dudes and die……….

Miserable! Miserable!! Miserable!!!

How could one mere word ‘miserable’ possibly describe it?!!

His life was just one great tragedy, wasn’t it?

Fortunately, their golden-finger nephew was here. Otherwise, their Tang family really would have been a household of tragedies……..

Tang Guoan and his wife felt even more fortunate again, each grabbing onto their eldest nephew’s arm left and right, as if afraid he’d run off midway?!

Lin Xuan: “????????”

What the hell is going on?!

Aunt is one thing, but Uncle, why are you hugging me so tightly too?

Men and men shouldn’t be so intimate, you know?

If people see this, they’ll misunderstand. I don’t like fencing!!! ￣□￣｜｜

On the other side, Tang Guoan and his wife didn’t notice anything off about their nephew.

They were thinking about how to expose Wu Mengmeng’s true face and completely shatter their precious son’s simping soul.

After learning that the ‘pregnancy’ was total bullshit, the couple actually both let out an unspoken sigh of relief.

After all, if Wu Mengmeng really carried Tang bloodline in her belly, they would immediately fall into a dilemma.

Opposing it would not do, supporting it would not do either……….

Thankfully… thankfully that situation had not occurred……..

Now that they knew Wu Mengmeng’s true face, there was even less chance they’d agree to their precious son being with her.

But their family’s product of passion just had to be a senior-level simp, an ultimate love-brain, and he simply would not listen to anything they said.

Maybe he would even think they were deliberately making things up and slandering her just to break up his love.

Sigh, what a headache~~~~

…………

Just as Tang Guoan and his wife predicted, Tang Chuan in the driver’s seat didn’t believe any of the content in that beast cousin’s inner monologue at all.

What fake pregnancy? What fake miscarriage?

Joining forces to put a green hat on him? Stimulating him into becoming an idiot?

Selling him to Africa to mine, and in the end getting his chrysanthemum blown out by a group of black man until he died???

Bullshit! It was all bullshit, all baseless chickenless talk!!!!!

Mengmeng loves me that much, how could she possibly be so cruel to me?

Impossible, absolutely impossible!!!!

I have a 95% absolute certainty—absolutely impossible, aaah w(?Д?)w!!!!!

Tang Chuan remained obstinately deluded, unwilling to wake up from his beautiful simp dream.

He freed one hand from the steering wheel and gently rested it on Wu Mengmeng’s little belly, his face full of tenderness, as though he could already see the not-too-distant future, the happy image of a family of three living together.

“(Baby), you have to be born healthy. Dad and Mom will protect you forever.”

In the back seat of the luxury car, Tang Dad and Tang Mom both put on subway-elderly-man faces.

They truly could not understand what evil they had committed in their previous lives to give birth to such an extreme simp in this life?!!

“Hmm? Careful! Watch the front!”

Right then, the sharp-eyed Lin Xuan suddenly sat up straight, letting out a startled cry.

At the turn up ahead, a SF Express delivery tricycle burst out.

By the time Tang Chuan reacted, the bodies of the two vehicles had already lightly scraped against each other. Fortunately, it did not cause any serious casualties.

A perfect chance!

Wu Mengmeng’s eyes lit up, and she immediately seized this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. She clutched her stomach and cried out, pretending to be in pain.

“Gaia!!!”

“It hurts— it hurts so much—”

Immediately after, from beneath the hem of her pale yellow dress, streams of shocking blood seeped out.

Ah…… this (owo?)?!

Seeing Wu Mengmeng bleeding nonstop, Tang Chuan turned pale on the spot, panicking into helplessness.

“Mengmeng—”

“Are you alright?! Mengmeng, it’s all my fault, I didn’t drive carefully! Mengmeng, I’ve wronged you! Mengmeng!”

“………….”

Tang Chuan howled like a ghost crying, while completely dispelling his suspicions toward Wu Mengmeng.

Fake pregnancy?

She was bleeding now, so how could it possibly be a fake pregnancy?!!

Sure enough, that beastly cousin was just spouting nonsense, a typical case of baseless chickenless talk!!!!!

“………..”

The moment they saw blood, even Tang Guoan and his wife froze, uncertainty flickering in their eyes.

Blood?

Why would there be blood?

How could a fake miscarriage spray that much blood? Don’t tell me she just happened to be on her period right then???

…………….

[Open the window, hurry open the window! c⌒っ?Д?)っ Save me, I’m gonna choke to death!]

[This smell is way too fishy and rancid, isn’t it?]

[I can’t take it! How much pig blood did she use for this?!]

[Seeing my uncle’s family acting like bumpkins, did they seriously think Wu Mengmeng miscarried?]

[I’m speechless. She clearly just took the chance to burst the blood bag tied to the side of her leg, deliberately creating the illusion of a miscarriage.]

[I bet next she’ll immediately put on a pitiful act, and pretend to be heartbroken, saying:]

[Tang-Tang~~ I estimate the child is most likely gone! But don’t be too sad. This was only an accident. In the future, we’ll definitely have a new child.]

…………….

“Cough cough cough……. This… open the window, open the window first!”

“I think Miss Wu needs some fresh air first. The air in here isn’t circulating, it’s too stuffy and hot!”

Lin Xuan’s coughing voice sounded, waking the Tang family members in the car.

As the car window lowered, Tang Chuan slightly twitched his nose, and an indescribably fishy stench came rushing in with the wind, almost making him vomit.

However, Tang Chuan forced down his nausea, his gaze unconsciously moving to Wu Mengmeng’s skirt hem that was soaked in fresh blood, and a trace of suspicion appeared in his eyes.

Meanwhile, Wu Mengmeng, utterly unaware, was secretly pleased with herself while still steadily displaying her green-tea instincts.

She first pretended to show weakness and guilt, tears in her eyes, voice trembling:

“Tang-Tang~~ I estimate the baby is probably gone!”

“But don’t be too sad. This was only an accident. In the future, we’ll definitely have a new child.”

“………..”

As Wu Mengmeng spoke, she bit her red lips tightly, as though in order not to worry Tang Chuan, she was enduring enormous pain all alone, trying to carry the grief of losing the child on her fragile shoulders.

Seeing this, Tang Chuan’s heart began to mutter again. Under Wu Mengmeng’s tender attack, the doubts in his heart gradually faded.

Mengmeng looks so weak and pained, so it probably isn’t an act, right?

Besides, her precious first time was taken by me………….

[Amazing! As expected of an actress, she has performed the image of a green tea bitch to perfection.]

[Obviously everything is her plot, and that so-called ‘child’ is nothing but a fake illusion she fabricated, yet she can act this convincingly!]

[My foolish little cousin ~~~~]

[He doesn’t seriously think Wu Mengmeng’s first night was given to him, does he? It’s the 21st century. Doesn’t he know there’s a surgery called hymen restoration?]

[Hm? That thin strap tied to pig blood at Wu Mengmeng’s skirt hem is showing!]

[Should I remind my cousin to pull it? As long as he pulls it, he can immediately expose Wu Mengmeng’s trick.]

[Uncle and Aunt have treated me pretty well after all. If I just watch their good eldest son get deceived like this, that seems a little improper, doesn’t it?]

…………….

A thin strap?

Hearing Lin Xuan’s inner thoughts, everyone in the Tang family present looked toward Wu Mengmeng’s skirt hem.

And in the faintly visible gap, there really did seem to be a thin string tied there.

Seeing that, Tang Chuan was struck as if by lightning. Lin Xuan’s inner voice kept echoing in his mind, making him more and more vexed.

I’ve been tricked?

Hymen restoration surgery?

Unable to accept reality, he urgently wanted to prove that beast cousin’s words were wrong, and he raised his hand and reached for Wu Mengmeng’s skirt hem.

“Tang-Tang~~~ I wished so much that I could keep this child. He was the crystallization of our love.”

“I even bought clothes for him, planned out his future, chose several backup nicknames for him, and imagined how he would look growing up healthy……..”

“………….”

The completely unaware Wu Mengmeng was still immersed in her painful drama of losing a child, gazing tearfully at Tang Family Third Young Master.

The next second, her words abruptly stopped.

Because she suddenly felt a strange sensation between her legs, as if something had been violently pulled down.

With a dull “thump,” that object slammed to the floor.

The remaining pig blood splashed everywhere, staining the entire car mat red.

Silent and quiet~~~

What one fears most~~ is the air suddenly going silent~~~

Wu Mengmeng’s beautiful eyes widened, and her breathing grew rapid. This unexpected situation instantly crashed her brain, and she froze in place at a loss.

What do I do? What do I do???

Damn it, how did this simp dog find it?

He’s obviously so stupid, he should’ve stayed firmly in my palm forever—how could he act on his own and make me lose face?!

Gradually coming back to her senses, Wu Mengmeng’s eyes flashed with gloom, and her mind started spinning quickly.

Now that things had reached this point, she could only think of a way to patch things up as much as possible.

Fortunately, simps didn’t have much brainpower, so fooling him didn’t seem that difficult……….

…………..

[Holy shit! Without me even reminding him, he found the blood bag himself? (?｀?Д?′)!!!]

[Could it be that my cousin’s IQ still has elementary school level after all? o(⊙▽⊙”a]

[But that’s no use! No matter how high a love-brain’s IQ is, he still can’t escape being controlled by his female master.]

[Mengmeng will definitely stubbornly refuse to admit defeat and fool my cousin with just a few lines:]

[“Tang-Tang~~~”]

[“I really love you too much! But I know with my family background, I’ll definitely never be good enough for your family’s eyes.”]

[“I had no choice but to use this bad plan, thinking I would first get past your parents’ barrier and then confess the truth to you.”]

[“Tang-Tang~~ I really… really love you! I don’t want to be separated from you!”]

[“Of course…… if you feel deceived and are unwilling to forgive me, then I can understand that too. As long as Tang-Tang can be happy, I can choose to leave.”]

[“After all, the story of Cinderella marrying the prince only ever happens in fairy tales. Now… the dream should wake up!”]

…………….

Wu Mengmeng, tears hazy and pitiful, looked toward the Tang family’s third young master. Sobbing as she spoke, she explained:

“Tang-Tang, please listen to my sophistry… cough cough, no! Listen to my explanation…….”

“I really love you too much! But I know with my family background, I definitely can’t enter your family’s eyes.”

“I had no choice but to take this approach, thinking I’d first get past your parents’ hurdle, then confess the truth to you.”

“Tang-Tang~~ I really… really love you! I don’t want to be separated from you! Wuwuwu~~~”

“Of course…… if you feel deceived and won’t forgive me, I can understand too. As long as Tang-Tang you can be happy, I can choose to leave.”

“After all, Cinderella marrying the prince only ever happens in fairy tales. Now… the dream should wake up!”

“………….”

The moment her voice fell, Wu Mengmeng covered her face and cried bitterly, beating her chest and stamping her feet, crying as if she wanted to die and come back to life.

If it were in the past, Tang Chuan would have long since been deeply moved, hugging the girl with heartache and comforting her softly.

But at this moment, listening to lines exactly the same as the inner voice………

Tang Family Third Young Master went numb all over. He only felt that the city’s tricks were too deep, and he really wanted to return to the countryside.

That beastly cousin actually got everything right (owo?)?!!

Could it be……..

Everything Mengmeng has shown him up to now… was fake? An act?

It shouldn’t be, right? Why?

Could it be for money???

But if Mengmeng was a gold-digging, money-worshiping woman, and she only approached him for money………

Then back when I took the initiative to offer to buy her designer clothes, jewelry, bags, and even gave her a limitless bank card, why did she refuse all of them?

Calling it beautifully…. that she had hands and feet and wanted to rely on herself?!

How could such an independent and self-respecting girl be the kind of gold-digger who opens her eyes wide at the sight of money?

It makes no sense at all!!!

I don’t understand, I don’t understand aaaaaah!!!!!

…………….

[Tsk tsk tsk…… exactly as I thought, not off by a hair. Once Wu Mengmeng says these things, this love-brained cousin of mine will definitely fall again.]

[After all, Wu Mengmeng usually disguises herself very well!]

[Especially in front of my cousin, she appears completely like a holy figure who sees money as dirt and has no desire for wealth.]

[Little does he know, Wu Mengmeng’s plans are much greater. Compared to gaining a tiny bit of profit, she wants even more to become the young madam of the Tang family.]

[Between these two, she can still clearly tell which is more important.]

[In order to leave a different and saintly impression in my love-brained cousin’s mind, Wu Mengmeng is extremely rational and never accepts the expensive gifts my cousin gives her.]

[But in private, she’s stolen quite a few valuable items from him to sell, maintaining her usual extravagant spending.]

[But my cousin has always been careless, so he probably never noticed any of these things……..]

…………….

Tang Chuan’s expression changed again and again.

With Lin Xuan’s inner-voice reminder, he really did recall that recently he’d occasionally lose some small items.

But he never once thought in the direction of theft; and since the value was only like a hundred thousand or eighty thousand, he didn’t pay much attention, only thinking he’d accidentally misplaced them.

Now, hearing what his cousin meant, had all those things been stolen by Mengmeng?!!!